Shipping policy


UGLY MONKEY COMICS – SHIPPING POLICY



At Ugly Monkey Comics, we ship your books like they’re sacred relics—bagged, boarded, wrapped, padded, and protected from porch pirates, curious raccoons, and any rogue monkeys roaming the neighborhood.



Processing Time



We move fast. Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days.

If we’re slammed with orders (or wrestling a stubborn tape dispenser), processing may take an extra day—but we’ll never leave you hanging.



Shipping Methods



We offer several shipping options depending on how urgently you need your comic fix:


  • Standard Shipping: Reliable, sturdy, and usually the best price.
  • Expedited Shipping: For readers who must know what happens next.
  • Priority/Express Options: When patience is not one of your superpowers.



Transit times are controlled by the carriers, not by our monkey overlords.



Packaging



We pack your comics like we’re preparing them for a museum exhibit:


  • Bagged and boarded (unless otherwise stated)
  • Rigid mailers or Gemini-style comic mailers
  • Bubble wrap for extra squishy protection
  • Boxes for larger orders because heavy stacks deserve royal treatment



Your books should arrive crisp, clean, and ready to flex on your collection.



Shipping Rates



Rates are calculated at checkout based on weight, destination, and how fast you want your goodies.

No hidden fees. No surprise add-ons. No banana tax.



Tracking



Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can refresh it obsessively like a true collector.



International Shipping



Yes—we ship beyond U.S. borders!

Taxes, duties, and customs fees are the traveler’s responsibility. We promise to fill out the customs form like adults (mostly).



Address Issues



Please double-check your shipping address. If you accidentally send your comics to your childhood home or an ex’s apartment, we can’t promise a heroic recovery mission.

Reach out quickly if you need a correction—preferably before the carrier grabs the package.



Lost or Delayed Packages



If your order seems to have wandered off:


  • First, give the carrier a moment—they sometimes take weird detours.
  • If it’s truly gone missing, contact us. We’ll help you track it down or find a solution.



We don’t control the postal service, but we do control how helpful we are.



Damaged Shipments



If your package arrives looking like it survived a kaiju fight, take photos and contact us right away.

We’ll replace the item or refund you—no wrestling required.