Ugly Monkey Comics– Shipping Policy

At Ugly Monkey Comics, we ship your books like they’re sacred relics—bagged, boarded, wrapped, padded, and protected from porch pirates, curious raccoons, and any rogue monkeys roaming the neighborhood.

Processing Time

We move fast. Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days.

If we’re slammed with orders (or wrestling a stubborn tape dispenser), processing may take an extra day—but we’ll never leave you hanging.

Shipping Methods

We offer several shipping options depending on how urgently you need your comic fix:

Standard Shipping: Reliable, sturdy, and usually the best price.
Expedited Shipping: For readers who must know what happens next.
Priority/Express Options: When patience is not one of your superpowers.

Transit times are controlled by the carriers, not by our monkey overlords.

Packaging

We pack your comics like we’re preparing them for a museum exhibit:

Bagged and boarded (unless otherwise stated)
Rigid mailers or Gemini-style comic mailers
Bubble wrap for extra squishy protection
Boxes for larger orders because heavy stacks deserve royal treatment

Your books should arrive crisp, clean, and ready to flex on your collection.

Shipping Rates

Rates are calculated at checkout based on weight, destination, and how fast you want your goodies.

No hidden fees. No surprise add-ons. No banana tax.

Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can refresh it obsessively like a true collector.

International Shipping

Yes—we ship beyond U.S. borders!

Taxes, duties, and customs fees are the traveler’s responsibility. We promise to fill out the customs form like adults (mostly).

Address Issues

Please double-check your shipping address. If you accidentally send your comics to your childhood home or an ex’s apartment, we can’t promise a heroic recovery mission.

Reach out quickly if you need a correction—preferably before the carrier grabs the package.

Lost or Delayed Packages

If your order seems to have wandered off:

First, give the carrier a moment—they sometimes take weird detours.
If it’s truly gone missing, contact us. We’ll help you track it down or find a solution.

We don’t control the postal service, but we do control how helpful we are.